35 Funny And Relatable Tweets About The Scholastic Book Fair

All it takes is three simple words to unlock major core memories and send grown adults on the ultimate childhood nostalgia trip: Scholastic Book Fair.
For countless people, this annual event was the highlight of their elementary school years ― a chance to spend hours exploring a wonderland of books, activity kits, pens and more before making their final decisions. For others, it was an awakening of class consciousness and an indoctrination of consumerism that persists to this day.
Whatever it meant for you, we hope you enjoy these 35 funny and relatable tweets about the Scholastic Book Fair.
[wedding]”and now the groom will read his vows”me: you make every day feel like a scholastic book fair
i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping
You know what would get me back in the office?A Scholastic Book Fair.
u ever smell the air and it smells like the fourth grade scholastic bookfair on a chilly tuesday in october of 2007
Me: Where is the scholastic book fair for adultsThem: It’s called a book storeMe: No
some of ur parents let y’all buy whatever u wanted at the scholastic book fair and it shows
Boss: Does anyone have any good ideas for employee appreciation day?Me: *hand shoots up*Boss: …ideas that are not a Scholastic Book Fair. Me: *hand lowers*
mom: I hope you spent that $20 wisely at the book fairme: i did i’m gonna go read now*as i run downstairs looking at all my new pens, highlighters, and pack of glow in the dark stars*
Tonight I hosted a boozy book fair which was basically just a scholastic book fair but with alcohol and we had a couple hundred people come through and I am so exhausted but my heart is extremely full
I think my main criticism of adulthood is there are no surprise Scholastic Book Fairs. Nothing brightens a day like a surprise book fair.
Let me go ahead put $1,000 to the side for this Scholastic book fair now
Thinking about how the scholastic book fair was one of my earliest experiences of class consciousness
i use to rob the scholastic book fair cuz i hated capitalism from a young age
Ordered something from the scholastic book fair catalog in 5th grade and it still hasn’t arrived. Slowly starting to lose hope.
Me as a kid walking into the Scholastic Book Fair with $5 pic.twitter.com/r6bV1DvkmE
The Scholastic Book Fair was my playground
I’m not built to work, I’m built to wander aimlessly through a scholastic book fair.
WAIT FOR THE PERSON WHO MAKES YOU FEEL THE WAY YOU FELT DURING THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
8 year me at the scholastic book fair with no money pic.twitter.com/KwetqIMyRa
Give us a perfume that smells like a Scholastic Book Fair, you cowards.
date idea: crash a scholastic book fair at an elementary school together. buy them all the cool pens and jumbo erasers. easy lay
Went to my Kindergartener’s open house and they started talking about when they were going to have the book fair. The nostalgia came flowing back. The Scholastic Book Fair was like my Super Bowl as a kid. Couldn’t sleep the night before I’d be so hype. Love that they still do it.
“you miss me?” no i miss the scholastic book fair
The Scholastic book fair hated to see me coming https://t.co/6EA897a49D
Working at an elementary school is great because now I can afford EVERYTHING at the scholastic book fair 😈
Scholastic after scheduling a book fair on Grandparents day at my kid’s school. pic.twitter.com/NRekZZT2dY
While on my walk, I saw signs for the Scholastic Book Fair, which almost made me skip, merrily.However, they said, “Get your eWallet ready.”No, no, no, no, NO. Part of the charm was pulling a crumpled $5 bill out of your pocket and turning it into 11 books and a pencil.
“you feel me?” brother I haven’t felt anything since the scholastic book fair
Did your parents love you and let you get those cool ass science kits from the scholastic book fair or did you have a normal childhood.
I went to the scholastic book fair and they have a book about a time travelling dog that escapes 9/11 pic.twitter.com/C54gfijZyZ
the club isn’t doing it for me anymore I need to go to a scholastic book fair
Isn’t it wild that a simple accidental waft from the pages of a new book can teleport you right back to standing in front of a pack of “Yikes!” Pencils & a new Goosebumps release at your Elementary School’s scholastic book fair?
Leaving the scholastic book Fair in 4th grade when my mom gave me $25 pic.twitter.com/Oa5HQXnEkb
I’ll spend my life chasing the feeling that Scholastic Book Fair days at school used to give me
Yo can someone tell me where/when I can go to a Scholastic book fair but for adults but also it’s exactly like it was when I was a kid?